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Are they moving in across the hall?

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Thanks to Matt being so easily
manipulated, we have poached three of

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clients. Are you going to put me in
stocks and let everyone throw excrement

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me while I wear a sign around my neck
stating my crime?

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No, I'm demoting you to office manager.

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Boppenberger. Mr. Boppenberger.

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I've decided to open up the campaign.

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What do you mean?

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Each of you will get a chance to pitch,
and the best idea wins the campaign.

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Coming to work early to salvage what's
left of your career?

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Coming to work early to salvage what's
left of your career?

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Oh, no, I heard you.

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There's no music playing.

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I just wanted to see if you were
embarrassing enough to repeat it.

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If you were... You'll excuse me.

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I have a campaign winning pitch to
finalize.

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Oh, do you mean my Olivia Rodrigo pitch?
Our pitch.

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It makes sense. You had a leech off my
idea.

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Fortunately, Doug and I have come up
with the best pitch yet. So good luck to

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you. Oh, um,

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don't forget the burger.

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This is what it should have looked like
for the open house if it weren't for

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that silly sun gun. Yes, it's gorgeous.
But, Doug, we need to come up with our

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best pitch ever.

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We are back in the game.

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I am so proud of us. You were so cunning
and duplicitous at the party.

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Do you know who you reminded me of?

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Machiavelli? Jennifer Lopez and
Hustlers.

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Wasn't she a stripper in that? Yes, but
a savvy stripper. If we land

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Boppenberger, other high -profile
clients will follow.

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We are going to come up with something
brilliant, breathtaking, bodacious.

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Sorry, I'm thinking about Jennifer
Lopez.

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We have to figure out how to understand
Gen Z.

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We could talk to Elliot. He's not at
work yet.

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Not that I'm keeping track or anything.

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No talking to Elliot. He's the enemy. No
fraternizing with the enemy.

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But if we want to learn about Gen Z in
order to do a commercial for Gen Z, then

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how do we do that without talking to Gen
Z?

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Euphoria.

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Oh. You watch that, and I'll...

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Google things and then we'll reconvene.
Aye, aye.

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Oh, captain, my captain.

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I am going to need your HBO password.

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I'm strong.

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I'm capable.

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My burger failures do not define me. I
know that's right, because the sun is

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shining and a bitch is grinding.

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Where have you guys been? You're 15
minutes late. We're five minutes early.

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Yeah, we're usually 20 minutes late.
This is progress.

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Okay, do not try and girl map me.

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You guys need to be professional.

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We have to focus on Bob and Burger.
Where are we at with Olivia Rodrigo?

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Do we have her day rate, her veils,
contract?

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I've been DMing her for weeks.

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She said she'll do it once we wire her
10K up front.

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10K? For Olivia?

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No, that doesn't feel right. She's A
-list.

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Let me see these messages.

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Uh -uh.

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That's not Olivia Rodrigo. That's Olivia
Rodriguez.

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Ruh -roh.

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Are you kidding me?

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Clem, you had one job to do.

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How was I supposed to know that that was
a different person completely?

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I mean, her bio says single mother of
two, lover of life, Olive Garden, and

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Christ. I thought she was being ironic.

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Okay, we just need to get in contact
with the real Olivia.

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Well, the real Olivia is on tour in Asia
for the next five months.

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Road trip.

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Oh, my God, Clem. You've wasted so much
time, and now the real Olivia's on

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another continent.

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And I don't think she's going to cancel
her world tour for a burger commercial.

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We're gonna have to come up with a whole
new campaign.

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I mean, we need a new pitch, like, now.

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Does anybody have anything?

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Sorry, I cannot be put on the spot like
this.

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Prolonged exposure is stress, leads to
mental illness, and I cannot put another

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thing on my plate, so.

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Clem? Yes!

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Sorry, I was just responding to my name.

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We're rude.

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You know, I never thought I'd say it,
but after watching Euphoria, I think we

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may have gone too far with male nudity.

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Really? I did take some notes, though.

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Bright colors, drugs.

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Sex, drugs.

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Zendaya, drugs.

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Crying in jobs, drugs.

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And, um... Sorry.

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Can't even read my own handwriting.

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Um... Drugs.

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Well, my Gen Z research was all about
intersectionality, neurodiversity, and

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gender identity.

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There is a label for everything, but no
one wants to be labeled. It's

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exhausting. Maybe that's why they're so
lazy.

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Who's their Sarah Michelle Gellar?
What's their trapper keeper?

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What is their friend?

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You know, I think friends is their
friend.

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My niece Alexis is Gen Z, and she loves
friends. She's always like, Uncle Val,

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you are such a gunther.

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Alexis, why didn't you suggest her as a
research subject earlier? But you said

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you didn't want to interact with Gen Z.

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Don't listen to me. You could have saved
me half an hour trying to pronounce

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Chogy.

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Chogy. Chogy.

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Chogy? Chogy.

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Chogy, right? Oh, I think I lost it now.

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Anyway, let's get her on the phone. Of
course.

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All right.

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Oh, your face time? Oh, boy. Sorry.

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Hi, Alexis.

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It's your favorite step uncle.

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How are you?

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Hi, Uncle. Well, Doug, this is about
your bacne. My derm says I can't loan

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any more of my topical medication
because it's prescription.

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Daphne, what?

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You're so crazy.

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No, this is for work. You remember
Monica.

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Hi. How could I forget?

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You took a phone call in the middle of
my sixth grade dance recital. I could

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barely hear over all the tapping.

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Anyway, we are doing a new campaign for
Bob and Burger, and we need to

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understand your generation.

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Can you come over and help?

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Today's tough.

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My friends and I are going to a protest.

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Ugh, hang up.

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right? We'll buy you food and alcohol.

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That's when they add you.

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Thank you.

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Well,

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we

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already have so many great ideas.

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So many.

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So great.

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In the spirit of inclusivity and
diversity, we wanted to get some

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the senior members of the Atelier team
to add to what we've already done, which

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is great.

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So you got nothing.

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Okay, moment of transparency.

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We really need your help putting
together a new campaign.

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We can't get Olivia Rodrigo or Olivia
Rodriguez.

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Hi, um, I'm in HR.

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This isn't what I do. Yeah, Natasha, I
know. But you're a positive presence,

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that is a necessity for me right now.

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Our girl is fragile.

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Yeah. Together, I know that we can come
up with the perfect pitch.

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So, what do you got?

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Natasha? Oh, um, I love old music.

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So what if we did something with the Big
Bopper and he's eating Bob and Burger?

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I don't know.

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You know, I have no clue who that is,
but nostalgia's good.

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He's dead.

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Died in a plane crash with Buddy Holly
and Richie Valens. That's what the song

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American Pie is all about. The day the
music died.

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And those other guys are musicians, too?

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They were musicians. They're dead now.

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Oh, my God.

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Can I please be excused? No.

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Okay, I got it.

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It's Rambo, and he's in the jungle, and
he's trying to get to his burgers, and

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anyone who stands in his way, he takes
his machete, and he wipes their heads

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off.

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And you're done, Bill.

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Ooh.

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We can hook up Boppin' Burger's cowboy
mascot with another cowboy.

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Maybe add a hot dog for some of them.

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Brokeback Burger.

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Let's keep the momentum going. Just
shout out whatever you got.

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No, thank you. But now's your chance to
be on the creative side. I mean, isn't

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that why you got into this business?

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No, I am a career admin, and that's what
I want to be. Like my mother, my

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mother's mother, and my mother's
mother's father.

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Ooh, defying stereotypes.

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Okay, great granddaddy.

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Monica never made us pitch.

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Well, I'm not Monica.

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Thank God for that, am I right? I wish
you were.

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Monica always had a plan, and she always
delivered.

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She didn't expect me to hold rocks over
her head while she meditated.

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Crystal. She's the reason this agency
landed Bob and Berger in the first

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And she's single -handedly kept them as
a client over the last two decades.

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The only thing that's happened since you
took over is I've had to up my

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medication dosage.

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Please, for the love of God, I am
begging you to look at the client files

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learn something from Monica. This brand
has an identity and a history.

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I shouldn't even be here.

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I should be doing what any respectable
admin does, sporadically using the

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company card to order personal Amazon
deliveries, not teaching you how to do

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your job. She read you for a filth,
girl.

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I mean all of you.

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People are worried.

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Their livelihoods are at stake.

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Okay, fine. We'll look at Monica
Goldfiles.

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Hey, Monica.

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Yo, yo, yo.

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Let's go. Let's go. Damn.

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Well, thank you.

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Okay.

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Oh, well, make yourself at home.

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Martini, Manhattan, juice box? I'd
prefer filtered water if you have it.

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No top or bottled. Top is full of
forever chemicals and bottles choke

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the ocean.

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I'm so sick of hearing about the
turtles.

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And yet, I haven't heard enough.

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So, tell us about this protest you were
going to.

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We're fighting against male
circumcision.

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Huh?

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Excuse me?

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I went to support my boyfriend.

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Someone tried to circumcise your
boyfriend?

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I tell you, crime in this city keeps
getting worse.

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No, he was circumcised when he was a
week old.

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He couldn't give consent.

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So the issue here is he wants an uglier
penis?

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As an AMAB, he wants the penis he was
born with.

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What's an AMAB?

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Assigned male at birth.

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Did he keep the assignment?

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Yeah, he's cisgender.

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And that's a man, right?

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It can be.

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I'm gonna make a drink.

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Oh, could you let my friends in?

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Your friend?

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You said you wanted to get to know Gen
Z, so I invited some people over.

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They're downstairs right now.

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Apparently, your doorman's super
elitist.

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Yeah, that's the definition of a
doorman.

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We love a party.

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How many people do you invite?

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Move on to dance, girl.

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Bet me, come, nigga.

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Whoa. Look at all these.

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Oh, my God, I remember this one.

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We studied this in my senior copywriting
class as a way to market to the whole

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family.

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Everyone saw themselves in this ad.

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Monica did join the patty party? I
collected all those figurines.

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Oh, I thought the daddy burger was so
fun. I wanted those buns off, honey.

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Same. What year was this from?

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It says 1992.

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So Monica would have been 25, a year
older than you.

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Oh, my God, I did that fast.

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So she was only a year older than me
when she created such an iconic

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Wait, no, I made a mistake.

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Oh, thank God.

248
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She was 24.

249
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:06,160
Okay, so the same age. That's not that
bad.

250
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,540
Oops, wrong again. 23.

251
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:12,860
Oh, uh... Actually, just give me a
minute. Stop! I can't have her get any

252
00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:13,860
younger.

253
00:12:25,459 --> 00:12:26,459
You can't go in there.

254
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,640
No, no, no. It's private.

255
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:30,440
Don't even look. Look this way.

256
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,400
An ashtray?

257
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,940
Tiffany, don't touch that.

258
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,320
Whatever. I'm going to go.

259
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,900
Okay. How many people did she invite?

260
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:43,340
Reek of student loans in here. We've got
to get them out before somebody steals

261
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:47,160
something. Okay, so it's a few more
people than we thought, but we can

262
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,520
it. These people are animals.

263
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:52,500
I thought somebody put guacamole and
onion dip on the same chip.

264
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:57,080
Well, we need their help, so just put on
your happy face, and let's get to know

265
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:57,679
them, okay?

266
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Okay.

267
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,820
Pat, excuse me.

268
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,100
Hello?

269
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,580
Hi. My name is Monica, and I'm your
host.

270
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,460
I, too, used to wear a crop top.

271
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:14,920
So I just thought we'd get to know each
other and play Never Have I Ever. Ready?

272
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:19,820
Never Have I Ever stolen something from
someone else's house.

273
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,240
Oh, my God.

274
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,479
It's over.

275
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,840
Okay, just remember you're fully
insured.

276
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,060
It's fine.

277
00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,180
My turn.

278
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:32,160
Never Have I Ever had Boppenburger twice
in one day.

279
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,020
Oh.

280
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,680
All right. Now we're learning something.

281
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,720
Never have I ever had a threesome that
turned into a foursome.

282
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,060
Oh.

283
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:43,660
Uncle Doug!

284
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,140
It's the last time I do a ketamine with
the Hanson brothers, I'll tell you that

285
00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,140
much.

286
00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:59,500
Okay, girl, I gotta say, most people are
ugly criers, but you are the perfect

287
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,920
amount of flesh right now.

288
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,180
Monica's right.

289
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,480
I can't do this.

290
00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:06,000
totally failing at this job.

291
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,720
You signed first, Pogue. I don't care
about a glucose monitor, Glenn.

292
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,099
Diabetics do.

293
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,720
I'm going to blow it all and everyone's
going to lose their job and Annabelle

294
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,300
won't be able to pay for medication and
Bill's going to have to live with his

295
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:20,220
mom forever and H .R. Natasha's going to
have to go on OnlyFans.

296
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,740
Okay, well, I think Bill would be on
OnlyFans because if he wasn't wearing

297
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,280
underwear, that thing would be in his
loafers. I'm a fraud.

298
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,220
No, you can't put all that pressure on
yourself. It'll only hurt you in the

299
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,440
Yeah, remember in college when you
wanted to work all weekend, and then

300
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,900
went to parties, your papers were
better?

301
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,740
Hanging out with those fraternities got
me an A in global feminism.

302
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,600
The irony of that still gets me.

303
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,760
Let's just get out of here and have fun.

304
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,160
My friends are at this sick party in
Tribeca.

305
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:48,000
It'll be cool. We can't. We still have
to come up with a campaign.

306
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,340
Call it, dog. You're lying on the floor
at work.

307
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840
I'll get up.

308
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,240
My heart stops racing.

309
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:58,090
okay it's getting serious um i have
panic attack empathy and if i see

310
00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:05,090
having a panic attack i start to have
one so um we need to go i know that i'm

311
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,090
looking good

312
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,630
Alex, what are you drinking?

313
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:20,870
Oh, it's a Borg.

314
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,750
It stands for Black Outreach Gallon. You
mix liquor, water, and electrolytes, so

315
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:28,410
it gets you drunk, but keeps you healthy
and hydrated at the same time. Ew, I

316
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,610
thought Gen Z didn't drink. We're not a
modelist.

317
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:33,390
Personally, I work hard, play hard, you
know?

318
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,350
You work?

319
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,480
Not in the sense of, like, capitalism,
which you clearly love.

320
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,000
It's wild to think how much money all
this stuff costs.

321
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:47,840
Yeah, and I feel good about it because I
paid for it all myself with my job.

322
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,620
Kudos, I guess.

323
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,880
I mean, you have been working for a long
time.

324
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,860
It must have been so hard coming up as a
career woman in the 1900s.

325
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,360
Oh, oh, Alexis.

326
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,700
Let me tell you something I wish someone
had told me when I was your age. Right

327
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:06,280
now, you're in college and you think
you're all grown up.

328
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:10,560
But five years from now, you look back
and you realize you didn't know

329
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,040
And five years after that, it'll happen
again.

330
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:17,840
And I'm pretty sure that keeps happening
for the rest of our lives until the day

331
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,840
we die.

332
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,420
For real?

333
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,680
Yeah.

334
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:27,880
Look, I realize that being 50 seems...

335
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:34,630
impossible and horrific to you right
now, but someday you will be my age, and

336
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:38,110
you'll still feel 28, even though no one
sees you that way.

337
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:41,050
And that's hard.

338
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:43,170
I can imagine.

339
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:50,510
But, hey, I mean, I still got it, okay?
I can't name a Chapel Rome song, but

340
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,730
I know who she is.

341
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,210
That's disgusting.

342
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:57,470
We put sour gummy worms in there.

343
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,360
It's for, like, flavor and texture.

344
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,180
Hey, I'll take a hit of that.

345
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,499
Huh, sure.

346
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,500
But be careful.

347
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,780
It's pretty strong.

348
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:10,079
You guys think you invented this? I was
smoking joints I picked up off the floor

349
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,420
of Grateful Dead concerts.

350
00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:12,819
The good ones.

351
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:14,540
Jerry Garcia was alive.

352
00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:16,359
The ice cream?

353
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,140
Wow. It's really smooth.

354
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,359
Is there even any marijuana?

355
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,550
Monica? Monica?

356
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,510
Oh, my gosh, it's overdosed.

357
00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,090
Call 911.

358
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:39,750
Duncan, if she dies, I'm going to make
sure you work at Subway for the rest of

359
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,469
your life.

360
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:43,490
Give me a sucker that so I can die in
peace with my best friend. Come on.

361
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,150
What happened?

362
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,090
Oh, she's alive.

363
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:48,789
She's alive.

364
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:49,790
Thank God.

365
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,570
Are there a bunch of strangers standing
around staring at me?

366
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:54,930
Pretty much.

367
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,170
Yeah.

368
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:57,269
Hide me.

369
00:17:57,270 --> 00:17:58,270
Hide me.

370
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,030
Hold your eyes, everybody.

371
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:03,850
Don't look at her.

372
00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:08,050
Everybody, don't look at her.

373
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,289
Look away.

374
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,750
Someone get a blanket and a cool towel
for her eyes?

375
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:14,270
Does anyone have air?

376
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,710
You don't have air.

377
00:18:46,909 --> 00:18:52,850
TikTok. Whose place is this? I'm seeing
sconces, wainscotting, soft lighting.

378
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,530
Definitely divorcee.

379
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:55,950
Over 50.

380
00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:58,830
Small tits.

381
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:01,670
Oh,

382
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,910
sorry, I have to get a drink.

383
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,150
You okay?

384
00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:11,710
I think so, yeah.

385
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:13,670
Have me stressed.

386
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:17,470
All day I've been reliving the fact that
I was circumcised and then I thought I

387
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:18,490
had to watch a lady die.

388
00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,250
Talk about a bad Thursday.

389
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,870
We both have generalized anxiety
disorder, so this is the last thing we

390
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:25,190
Not that we blame you.

391
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:26,770
Why do you have anxiety?

392
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:31,750
What do you guys have to be worried
about? You're in your 20s and you're on

393
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:32,750
parents' health insurance.

394
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:34,370
Uh, lots of things.

395
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:40,050
Like the fact that we were born into a
world that is beyond screwed and no one

396
00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,050
lets us have a say in.

397
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:44,450
any of the problems, so we just scream
into the abyss for someone to listen to

398
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,450
us, but no one ever does.

399
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:48,070
Instead, everyone just calls us self
-righteous and annoying.

400
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:53,850
I was self -righteous and annoying at
your age, but just about important

401
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:58,950
The Gulf War, the L .A. riots, Baywatch,
sexist, or just good, clean fun.

402
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:02,970
Yeah. I mean, I did think you were going
to be rude, lazy, and entitled, and I

403
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:06,750
have to say, you're actually not that
bad. I forgot to mention the climate

404
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,270
crisis is going to wipe us all out by
2030.

405
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,110
Oh, Alexis, we were so close.

406
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,560
So you're not worried we're going to
melt in five years?

407
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,800
Of course.

408
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,060
But I have central AC.

409
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,360
Okay, I'm so sorry.

410
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,360
The climate stuff, it's all my fault.

411
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,520
I didn't find out until last year that
you're not supposed to throw away AA

412
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,400
batteries, and I've been going through
them like water.

413
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:27,000
What are you using all those batteries
for? Just mind your own business,

414
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,320
Thanks, Mom.

415
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,220
Let me taste that. Make sure it's safe.

416
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,680
Yep, it's good. Okay, babe.

417
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,480
Hey, Clem!

418
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:42,160
Oh,

419
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:58,260
my

420
00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,260
God.

421
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,160
Where are Monica's?

422
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,460
I don't buy that you used all those
batteries for a water tank.

423
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,000
You just plug those things in.

424
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,160
Okay, Duncan, can we just go back to how
your lives suck?

425
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:13,740
Bottom line is we should just enjoy it
all before we melt to death.

426
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:18,200
Hey, you guys, we invited you here to
help us with an ad campaign, okay?

427
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:22,580
The pitch can't be, have a burger, we're
all gonna die.

428
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:25,780
What she means is you gotta secure the
bag and have some fun.

429
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,120
I'm sorry, what bag?

430
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,420
Is it her mess?

431
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:32,640
Secure the bag means bag of money or
whatever else is valuable to you.

432
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,580
So, her mess.

433
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,600
That's your thing.

434
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,180
Wait,

435
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,740
so here the bag is metaphor.

436
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,240
It could be any bag.

437
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,600
Sure. Yeah.

438
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,520
What about a burger bag?

439
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,440
Wait,

440
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,740
are you feeling inspired?

441
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:53,640
Because I am. My head is spinning and it
could just be the drugs, but I want to

442
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,160
write something down. Here, listen.

443
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,840
Let me go.

444
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,860
All right.

445
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:04,120
It's exactly the same.

446
00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:06,450
Girl really does live to work.

447
00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:11,790
Wow.

448
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,230
Okay, Monica.

449
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:21,070
What in the hell? Monica, hi.

450
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:26,250
Doug, please don't ever let me use
marijuana again because I am having a

451
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,169
bad trip.

452
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:28,170
No, you're not.

453
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:29,930
What are you doing here?

454
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,920
Are you here to steal my ideas?

455
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,680
No, I didn't even know this was your
place, okay? And we just heard about a

456
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,680
party and decided to come.

457
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,200
We?

458
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,600
Monica!

459
00:22:39,260 --> 00:22:41,820
Whoa, it's like our office, but not our
office.

460
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,920
Is this a portal to hell? Oh, okay.

461
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,300
Out. Get out. Get out. Get out.

462
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,920
Go, go, go. Get out.

463
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,719
Okay, go.

464
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,920
Um, excuse me.

465
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,260
Just go.

466
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:52,780
Excuse me.

467
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,280
Okay, that's it.

468
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,020
to get out before I start talking about
how happy I am to be circumcised.

469
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,339
Oh, yeah.

470
00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:10,140
I'm glad I got a sniff so I can get it
all clean and pristine.

471
00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:15,540
Because why would anybody want a penis
that looks like they have a turtleneck

472
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:16,540
it?

473
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,680
Ew, gross.

474
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,360
So gross.

475
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,420
Unless, of course, that's your thing.

476
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:37,210
replica of her office, like a carbon
copy. It's what I've done.

477
00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:39,050
Strat causes mental illness.

478
00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:42,670
I never was so scared in my life, and I
used to port -a -potty after the

479
00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:43,670
marathon.

480
00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:45,110
It was... Bicotic.

481
00:23:45,650 --> 00:23:46,650
Or genius.

482
00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:47,890
Evil genius.

483
00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:52,770
Sorry. Just trying to make it a bopping
burger before it closes.

484
00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:54,730
Come on, Alexis, this is us.

485
00:23:55,470 --> 00:23:56,930
Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

486
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,290
We eat hamburgers till we blow chunks.

487
00:23:59,810 --> 00:24:00,810
I can't go.

488
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,510
Those fries go straight to the thighs.

489
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,020
I don't mean we go eat there.

490
00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:05,220
I mean,

491
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,520
Boppin' Burger is the after party.

492
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,820
Boppin' Burger is the after party.

493
00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,220
That's our slogan.

494
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,740
Boppin' Burger is the after party.

495
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,200
Boppin' Burger.

496
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:17,920
Boppin' Burger.

497
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,000
So that's a no on the chalk, sir.

498
00:24:41,879 --> 00:24:43,940
Yep, definitely she'll be again.

499
00:24:43,990 --> 00:24:48,540
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